Did Our Moms Hit On You?

I read something this past holiday stating that the average person with the name “Linda” tends to be over 40 years old (and is probably closer to 60). This doesn’t bode well for all the small handful of Jewcy site users who were sexually molested via Jewcy’s inter-site messaging service. “Hello my dear,” she begins, “My regards to you,my name is princess linda i after going through your profile i became interested in you and i will like you to send me an e-mail to my e-mail address so that i can send you my picture for you to know me…” [sic, sic, sic, sic, sic, SIC!] She goes on, cryptically reminding me that “colour or distance does not matter but love matters a lots in life…” I am having difficulty determining if her name is “princess” or “linda” but in the latter case, I feel I’ve got sufficient reason for concern. Even more so, actually, when you take into account that a significant number of the Jewcy’s teams mothers have that name. In all seriousness, though, we’ve taken further precautions to ensure that spammers such as Linda stay out of your hair and end up where they belong. The old folks’ home.