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"Thirtyish academic wishes to meet woman who's interested in Mozart, James Joyce and sodomy." Woody Allen more or less got it right decades ahead of it not feeling so wrong anymore. Though now it's not just the cognoscenti grabbing ankles:

The survey, released last year, showed that 38.2 percent of men between 20 and 39 and 32.6 percent of women ages 18 to 44 engage in heterosexual anal sex. Compare that with the CDC’s 1992 National Health and Social Life survey, which found that only 25.6 percent of men 18 to 59 and 20.4 percent of women 18 to 59 indulged in it.

But have you read Toni Bentley's The Surrender? Is the question. That I'm asking.

Apparently, anal sex is more frequent among older, married couples, which only reaffirms my take on hazards of early marriage. Oh, and now more men are getting rectum-rammed — or "pegged" — by their all-too-willing female penetrators and claiming the act wards off prostate cancer. So does Propecia and you might actually grow hair with that.

Courtesy of New York magazine, which won't be reporting next week that ingesting semen reduces the occurrence of ovarian cysts.

Where was this content when I guest-edited Wonkette and might have kept my first (paid) blogging job?

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