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How To Score An Even Rack

A 37-year-old convert to Judaism goes under the knife in the name of perfection and shares with her readers every detail (and by "detail," we mean every gross, minute ounce of human dignity shredded) of her quest to get back her pre-pregnancy state.

While she never admits to being shallow for her desire for an even rack and a flat tummy, she universally proclaims, "Every woman wants breasts that don't fall into our armpits when we lie down." Fair statement, on the whole, but something about Ms.Robinson's unapologetic dismissal of those of us with tits that fall into our pits and whose nipples rub up against our thigh that just seems unusually cruel and judgmental.

Then again, she's the one who's smelly, shitting, and has children but still refers to her tits as the girls.

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