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Kirk Douglas Is A Very Randy Old Man

Kirk Douglas apparently airs far too many intimate details of his sex life in his soon-to-be-released memoir, "Let's Face It: 90 Years of Living, Loving, and Learning" {emphasis on the loving).

Below is one of multiple fantasies Douglas describes in his book. Feel free to purge both before and after ingesting it.

He talks about sleeping with a "big, tall blond" German stewardess. He shares that they had enthusiastic sex sessions in which she would scream, 'I'm a Nazi!' — which was his cue to slap her.

Not that every adolescent Jewish boy's libido hasn't gone there, but can we refrain from referencing it to a 90-year-old stroke victim?

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