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Old Jews Telling Jokes: “Broccoli”

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February 2, 2009

Here is our latest installment of Jetpack Media’s "Old Jews Telling Jokes." Says Sam Hoffman:

Diane Hoffman is my mom. She can do pretty much anything and, at any given time, is doing everything. She’s also one of the few joke tellers to drop the F bomb. Kind of makes me proud.

We, too, like when older Jewish women swear. Although, we first heard this joke when, in answer to the question, "How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?" you respond, "You take the ‘F’ out of ‘way’."

This is better.

Formed by GreeneStreet Films, Jetpack produces and develops original Internet video, and strives to synthesize independent film with online content. See more in this series here. Video is after the jump.

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