Carl Paladino just can’t catch a break.
Yesterday Rabbi Yehuda Levin basically told a crowd of reporters that Paladino almost caused his death:
“I was in the middle of eating a kosher pastrami sandwich. While I was eating it, they come running and they say, ‘Paladino became gay!’ I said, ‘What?’ And then they showed me the statement. I almost choked on the kosher salami.”
Levin emphasised the fact that the salami was indeed kosher, but also took a minute to wish Paladino mazel tov for finding out he had a gay nephew. At this point, Paladino has pissed off the gays and the Jews. Now all we need to find is that he went down to the Texas/Mexico border to be a Minuteman for vacation, held a hose up against a bunch of striking Union workers, and that he hates black people, and he have successfully have alienated everybody. Aim for the stars Carl.