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Relax, Baby, It’s Just Icy Hot

A track coach who looks like the picture at right invited one of his female student athletes to his house for an "athletic massage." When she got there Barry White (or somesuch smooth jazz) was playing. Please chart the sequence of events that followed, also when the student officially became "alarmed." God, I love humanity:

According to a Maricopa County Superior Court document, the student told police that she trusted Porras, her track coach, and believed that going to his home would make her "a better athlete." The girl said she knew that other athletes had gone to Porras' home for a massage and to work out with him because he is a personal trainer. Porras told her to put on her two-piece bathing suit, and led her to a loft where he asked her to sit on an exercise ball. He massaged her neck and shoulders then asked her to roll onto her stomach. He fondled her buttocks beneath her bathing suit. Porras kissed her neck, cheeks and buttocks, and told her that if she had questions about sex, he would answer them. She declined. The girl told police she "felt uncomfortable, but didn't know what to do." She became alarmed when he ejaculated on her. He told her it was massage oil.

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