Jerry Seinfeld is like an old friend and one that we should be seeing a lot more of. Hopefully next year when he replaces Ellen as host. [TV Blend]- Congrats to Matthew Broderick's former personal assistant. We should all be so lucky. [Centre Daily]
- If there weren't blacks, Jews, and gays, there would be no Oscars! Nervous laughter ensues. [Variety.Com]
- "I'm pretty damnit. I really AM!" Abigail Breslin's oddly sexualized act last night snags her a Most Likely To Be Partying At The Age Of 14 Cum Lindsay Lohan award. If we played out this scenario properly, this would also make her arch rival Dakota Fanning, Hillary Duff. [Lancaster Online]
- Leonard DiCaprio has replaced George Clooney in the category of the It man or popular, charming, articulate, politically-minded activist/actor who still manages to bed all the pretty girls even though he drives a Hybrid. [Tennessean.Com]
- Sacha Baron Cohen is a "Jewish big bird." He's yellow, full of feathers, and has a noticeable beak? [Times Herald-Record]
- A Jewish director won for Best Director. Well, sort of anyways. Marty Scorsese is Eugene Levy's long lost brother afterall. [ABC7.Com]
- Mark Wahlberg has come a long way from "Fear." Reese Witherspoon hasn't. Maybe she needs to "breathe in" less and "breathe out" more. [The Boston Globe]
Shvitz Spritz: Viva L’Oscars!
by BG
February 26, 2007
You get the typical humor involving Ferrell being kicked on for being a nerd but you also get a nice running gag of every hot woman wanting his body.
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