A popular party for Orthodox outcasts might be closing up shop for good this time. The Forward reports that the Manhattan meet up, Chulent (which we’ve heard described as a "Hasidic Animal House, but with better drugs"), is being kicked out of the decrepit Midtown shul they’ve called home for several years now:
"They have attracted unwelcome attention to themselves at the synagogue by allegedly clogging sinks, causing water damage in the sanctuary, throwing items out of the window and finally attracting "all kinds of crazy people," as Rabbi Wahrman puts it."
We’re just wondering if by "crazy people" do they mean:
A) The Hasid in sweat shorts openly smoking a joint and getting into a crazy debate about a Babylonian rabbi.
B) The Hasid that one of our friends bought coke from.
C) The Russian model passed out in a fur coat.
D) All of the above.
We’re going to guess D, and add that we’re quite upset to hear about the possible death of the party we voted "Most Likely to Take Your Midwestern Cousin to in an Attempt to Shock Them."
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