An explosion in Beirut killed Lebanon's top terrorism investigator. 
A Minnesota flight instructor received a $5 million reward for alerting his superiors that attempted 9/11 hijacker Zacarias Moussaoui seemed like a freak.
Authorities arrested an American 16-year-old who allegedly wanted to crash a commercial jetliner into a Hannah Montana concert. (He didn't like those "lesbian" photos?)
Hamas destroyed parts of the Egyptian barrier fence, flooding Egypt with Palestinian refugees. No word on whether anyone shouted, "Let my people go!"
Iraqi prime minister Nuri al-Maliki promised a "final war" on al-Qaeda.
The FBI agent who interrogated Saddam Hussein says that the Iraqi leader bluffed about possessing WMDs so that Iran would not attack. This is a great lesson for children. "See where lying gets you, Timmy? HANGED!"