The Top Five Seders You Can’t Get Into

1. The White House Seder While the Times makes this out to be a easygoing event, we noticed that there was no mention of what happens when Rahm Emanuel shows up to the party.  Inside sources tell us that he downs a glass of wine and starts calling Pharaoh by a slew of names like "bunghole" and "dip sh**". 2.  Drake’s Seder They will probably leave the door open for Lil’ Wayne the Prophet.  3.  The David Rothschild Seder Who knew that the heir to the family who created the idea of the "Jewish banker" was such an eco-baller?  We can only imagine what a Rothschild Family Seder would look like with this guy in charge. 4.  The Dream Indie Rock Seder Carrie Brownstein from Sleater-Kinney and Monitor Mix, Kip Berman from Pains of Being Pure at Heart, Jeremiah Lockwood from Sway Machinery, Mirah, the Kivel twins from Princeton, and Avi Buffalo. 5. Andy Cohen’s Seder Is his the most fabulous Seder of them all?  We have to think yes.