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We All Need Rick Springfield’s Human Touch

Jewcy contributor Tod Goldberg writes in re: 80's videos:

It's no contest: Rick Springfield's "Human Touch".

The video takes place in our post-nuclear future of…2016. It contains aliens, prolonged dance sequences, shirts that button oddly (because apparently in the future, shirts will button oddly), mullets, silver triangular outfits, computers that look vaguely like my old Commodore Vic 20, fist pumping, battle sequences and Rick Springfield's camel toe (or is that called an almond joy on a man? I'm never sure about the slang for "I can see your nut sack through your pants").

He's also wearing the jacket that Jami Gertz's vampire kid brother wore in Lost Boys. Bonus.

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