Chinese Evangelical is 99.9% Sure Noah’s Ark has Been Found, but is 100% Wrong

Supposedly, they found Noah’s Ark in Turkey:

"Yeung Wing-Cheung, from the Noah’s Ark Ministries International research team, said: "It’s not 100 per cent that it is Noah’s Ark, but we think it is 99.9 per cent that this is it."

Let’s get hypothetical for a second: if you were to find Noah’s Ark, what the fuck would you do with it?  Haven’t you seen the first Indian Jones movie?  Remember how incredibly bad that turned out?  If it is the ship that Noah, his family and all the animals sailed on while God was having a pissy fit, I’d suggest you just let it go.