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Okay, this is just plain silly… but if you can afford it, I suggest you consider spending Passover on a CRUISE!  I know I would.  Passover at Sea!

In one fell blow you can get a tan, meet a nice Jewish boy/girl, and take all the guesswork out of your Passover dining. 

Of course, there are a number of other overblown Passover vacation options.  And I assume that all of them also come complete with tough kosher meat dishes, loads of matzah, old Jewish ladies, and tons of margarine. 

But a cruise? 

A cruise… is the most overblown celebration of all.  You get both Seders, plus visits to Puerto Rico, Grenada, Barbados, St Lucia, the Dominican Republic.  You get a spa and fine kosher wines. You get late night strolls on the Lido deck, with Michael Cohen, or Gabriel Feinstein, or BOTH!

And while this might not seem a terribly spiritual "tip" from Faithhacker, it should be said…

That God whispers on many winds.  He doesn't discriminate against soft tropical breezes.   

And he appreciates a well mixed cocktail. With umbrellas.

 

 

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