I Guess There’s a Fine Line Between JDate and Prostitution

A: Can I borrow you Friday – Monday for an exotic vacation, all expenses paid. I was going with this girl who started to get psycho so i tried to revert back to being friends and that didn’t work out too well

Me: Where are we going?

A: Mexico, 5-star resort, all inclusive, going with my friend/client and his girlfriend, who basically said they would kill me if i didn’t show up with a girl

Me: Sorry but im going to New York this weekend

A: And if you think of anyone who is hot and fun and needs a free vacay, let me know. I really don’t care who it is or about hooking up

Me: uh ill let you know.

Disclaimer: I HAVE NEVER MET THIS PERSON. Maybe I should make a JDate escort service. To anyone interested: the offer still stands. Just be sure to pack a GPS on your phone so you don’t end up…in bits.

ADDITIONALLY:

Glad I was your second choice.

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Cross Posted with Fifty First (J) Dates

Meredith Fineman

Meredith Fineman was born and raised in Washington, DC. She attended the University of Pennsylvania where she majored in Communications, with a minor in Spanish, Jewish Geography, and BBMing. She spent the past year living and working in Buenos Aires, Argentina. She is now back in the Northern Hemisphere and makes fun of her dating misadventures and her self-indulgence on her blog, Fifty First (J)Dates: WWW.TheFFJD.com Justin Bieber says follow her on Twitter @TheFFJD and be a fan on Facebook. He is also her (g)oyfriend.

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