This might be the best thing to happen to New Girl since Zombie Woody Allen. Meet Muriel Rosenberg, the crotchety star of Old Girl, who leaves her dentures in Schmidt’s bathroom cup, makes Nick cover for her rent because she didn’t get her Social Security check, and asks Winston to bring over her hemorrhoid pillow.
We love you, Muriel. We also love Muriel’s friend Zelda Weiner, who ends up with a little Schmidt on her face:
Previously: Network Jews: Schmidt from New Girl