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Jimmy Carter on the U.S. Elections

Now we're cooking with gas. Reminds me of the time Gerald Ford wondered "what the hell a nation of fuckwit felch-monkeys thinks it's doing in that Triple Word-score of a bullshit region called the Balkans." 

But who comes to me, huh? Fucking nobody. Why ask old Jimmy anything? What the fuck could he know about peace in the Middle East? It's not like he fucking won the Nobel Peace Prize for that shit. You myopic pricks. Back in '79, I sat Sadat and Begin right down and made those two dicklicks shake hands. It was beautiful—I had all the pieces lined up and I smiled and waved in my best fucking suit and tie right there on TV. And what do you do, you pieces of shit? You screw the whole goddamn pooch.

Cocksuckers.

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